Sucking out on me is bad karma

OK this is pretty much just a brag post, but whatever, I had a huge day today, thanks in no small part to this first guy. Here’s some masterful play by him that angers the universe:

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Hero ($3296)
SB ($1706.50)
BB ($1000)
UTG ($1165.50)
MP ($1348.50)

Preflop: Hero is Button with As, Ac.
1 fold, MP raises to $30, Hero raises to $105, 2 folds, MP calls $75.

Flop: ($225) Qh, 8c, Jc (2 players)
MP checks, Hero bets $191, MP raises to $730, Hero raises to $3191 (All-In), MP calls $513.50 (All-In).

Turn: ($4659.50) Tc (2 players, 2 all-in).

River: ($4659.50) Ad (2 players, 2 all-in)

Final Pot: $4659.50

Results in white below:

MP has 7c Kc (flush, king high).

Hero has As Ac (three of a kind, aces).

Outcome: MP wins $2712. Hero wins $1947.50.

There’s a reason these guys usually hit and run. Suffice it to say this guy had no clue how to play a deep stack:

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Hero ($2612.75)
Button ($995)
SB ($1377)
BB ($1367)
UTG ($2387.25)
MP ($3785)

Preflop: Hero is CO with 6c, 6h.
1 fold, MP raises to $30, Hero calls $30, Button calls $30, SB calls $25, 1 fold.

Flop: ($130) 4c, Ad, 6d (4 players)
SB checks, MP bets $340, Hero raises to $882, Button raises to $965 (All-In), SB folds, MP calls $625, Hero calls $83.

Turn: ($3025) 7s (3 players, 1 all-in)
MP bets $2790 (All-In), Hero calls $1617.75 (All-In).

River: ($7432.75) Qh (3 players, 3 all-in).

Final Pot: $7432.75

Results in white below:

MP has Ac Ks (one pair, aces).

Hero has 6c 6h (three of a kind, sixes).

Button has Ah 4s (two pair, aces and fours).

Outcome: Hero wins $6260.50. MP wins $1172.25.

Here’s a hint: juicing the pot from out of position while simultaneously telling your opponent exactly what you have is not good deep stack poker.

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Hero ($5437.50)
CO ($999)
Button ($2001)
SB ($185)
BB ($2609)
UTG ($3396)

Preflop: Hero is MP with Qh, 9h.
UTG calls $10, Hero raises to $45, 4 folds, UTG raises to $150, Hero calls $105.

Flop: ($315) 3d, 4d, Qs (2 players)
UTG bets $290, Hero calls $290.

Turn: ($895) 9d (2 players)
UTG bets $600, Hero raises to $2695, UTG calls $2095.

River: ($6285) Kd (2 players)
UTG bets $261 (All-In), Hero calls $261.

Final Pot: $6807

Results in white below:

UTG has Ah As (one pair, aces).

Hero has Qh 9h (two pair, queens and nines).

Outcome: Hero wins $6807.

You can imagine how happy I was when I saw that this guy did not have the Ad. I’m blown away that he called turn without it, but whatever. He finally left the table, but then showed up a few minutes later on other table I was playing:

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BB ($316.40)
Hero ($4165.50)
MP ($1303.50)
CO ($807)
Button ($1612.50)
SB ($984)

Preflop: Hero is UTG with Kc, Ks.
Hero raises to $35, 3 folds, SB raises to $330, 1 fold, Hero raises to $4200.5 (All-In), SB calls $654 (All-In).

Flop: ($5194.50) Qs, Js, Qh (2 players, 2 all-in).

Turn: ($5194.50) 2s (2 players, 2 all-in)

River: ($5194.50) 9s (2 players, 2 all-in)

Final Pot: $5194.50

Results in white below:

SB has Qd Ad (three of a kind, queens).

Hero has Kc Ks (flush, king high).

Outcome: Hero wins $5194.50.

Meanwhile, Villain B also decided to jinx himself:

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Hero ($3206)
UTG ($1716.75)
Button ($897)
SB ($661)

Preflop: Hero is BB with Kh, 5h.
1 fold, Button raises to $26, SB calls $21, Hero raises to $111, Button folds, SB calls $85.

Flop: ($248) 3c, Qd, 3h (2 players)
SB checks, Hero bets $145, SB calls $145.

Turn: ($538) Ah (2 players)
SB checks, Hero bets $538, SB calls $405 (All-In).

River: ($1481) 8c (2 players, 1 all-in).

Final Pot: $1481

Results in white below:

SB has 6c Qh (two pair, queens and threes).

Hero has Kh 5h (one pair, threes).

Outcome: SB wins $1348. Hero wins $133.

That’s alright. You keep making those heroic calls:

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Hero ($2502)
SB ($1057)
BB ($1101.05)
UTG ($1567)
MP ($1436.50)
CO ($2027)

Preflop: Hero is Button with Ac, 7s.
1 fold, MP calls $10, 1 fold, Hero raises to $45, 2 folds, MP calls $35.

Flop: ($105) 7d, 5c, 5h (2 players)
MP checks, Hero bets $77, MP calls $77.

Turn: ($259) 4c (2 players)
MP checks, Hero checks.

River: ($259) Jd (2 players)
MP bets $10, Hero raises to $230, MP calls $220.

Final Pot: $719

Results in white below:

MP doesn’t show.

Hero has Ac 7s (two pair, sevens and fives).

Outcome: Hero wins $719.

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Hero ($2866)
MP ($1052)
CO ($1101.05)
Button ($1552)
SB ($1074.50)
BB ($2042)

Preflop: Hero is UTG with 6h, 5h.
Hero raises to $35, 3 folds, SB calls $30, 1 fold.

Flop: ($80) Kc, 6s, Qc (2 players)
SB bets $30, Hero calls $30.

Turn: ($140) 6d (2 players)
SB bets $100, Hero raises to $301, SB calls $201.

River: ($742) 5s (2 players)
SB checks, Hero bets $742, SB calls $708.50 (All-In).

Final Pot: $2192.50

Results in white below:

SB doesn’t show.

Hero has 6h 5h (full house, sixes full of fives).

Outcome: Hero wins $2192.50.
I’ve played 14K hands of NL cash since returning from Vegas, a little 3/6, a little 10/20, but almost all 5/10. I’m running at 8.29 PTBB/100 overall, and 7.77 at 5/10. It’s nice.