Funny Johnny Chan Story

I heard this story from Bond, who heard it from someone else, so I have no idea how true it is, but I think it’s hilarious, regardless.

Some NLHE tournament or something, guy raises pre-flop, Chan calls out of the blinds. On the flop, Chan check-raises all him, and the guy starts agonizing over his decision. He’s grunting, groaning, staring at Chan, asking what he’s got, holding his head in his hands, just making a big production out of it. Finally, after like two minutes of this, he goes, “Bang! Bang! God you!” and flips over bottom set. Then, as the dealer is pushing him the pot, he takes out his cell phone, and, with Chan still at the table, calls up his buddy, and says, “Hey, dude, guess what?! I just slow-rolled Johnny Chan!!!”