FTOPS #22: $5000 NLHE Two-Day

I really wish FTP had found a way to avoid scheduling this on Valentine’s Day. Emily told me she was OK with me playing it, which I think she would have been, but that’s really all the more reason to spend the day with her. And obviously the latter is far more fun and less stressful/frustrating than buying a super-expensive lottery ticket. Long story short, I didn’t play.